The police posted too

The police removed the woman from the stage and then, like everyone else, posted something funny about it. Between duty and social media, someone was left alone with the microphone. Almost nothing is said directly: you'll have to cross everything.

Suspects

• Albertina, the police officer: She removed the woman from the stage with great tact. She was the only person that day who told her no.
• Bernardino, the police social media manager: He made the most viewed post of the year before the concert was even over.
• Constança, the paramedic on duty: She was on duty for fainting and heatstroke. She ended up treating a fit of the giggles.
• Domingos, the doughnut seller: He swears the woman asked him for the sugar and then for the microphone, in that order.
• Eunice, the ticket inspector: She insists the woman had a ticket. The trouble is it was for the crowd.
• Flávio, the local TV cameraman: He caught everything live. Except what matters.
• Generosa, the raffle lady: She saw the microphone go by three times. Never in the same direction.
• Hermano, the venue security guard: He was watching the concert. He says that's part of the job too.